The Five Stages of a Smokin Zeus Recording Session

There are five stages a to Smokin Zeus Recording Session:

Stage 1. The band arrives and discusses everything but music and recording for about an hour.

Stage 2. The band begins to start ingesting drinks etc. while Ashley sets up everything for recording.

Stage 3. Recording begins. Generally, we are recording one instrument or vocalist. Band members not involved starts insulting person being recorded.

Stage 4. Things start malfunctioning. Band members are intoxicated and showing each other disgusting videos via YouTube. Ashley trying to remain calm despite malfunctions and intoxicated members. Aaron starts pushing new vocal parts and instrumental parts.

Stage 5. Group finishes recording and starts watching and listening to all of Ashley’s audio and video gadgets. This includes virtual robot videos, weird animation, and nasal device commercials.